[ oh. and just in case I haven't been VERY CLEAR: if yer a WHOITE MAN, chances are I'll hate I'll hate you even before I even meet you.
Unless you can PROVE IMMEDIATELY yer eggsmactly like Mr. "Joshie McPoopie-Duck McFannon." Again, we're BOTH FROM HAINES, too! YAY Joshua! And/But/Though he's about a million years younger than me! You can literally feel this guys "halo" just by even lookin' at his photo online?
Am I right? OF COURSE I AM. His photo will @#$% ALWAYS BE ON THE FRONT PAGE OF MY PERSONAL WEBSITE. And you cain't Google it to get here, but I got you to look, didn't I? ]
Oh. And. Joshua? Mr. Joshua F. Fannon, ESQ., Sir? We're gonna really have to have a talk one day about what yer wearing in that AMAZING photo of you? Yer jacket bunching up? "Biceps" bulging? Colors all wrong? It's too perfect.
Nope. Don't you ever change a living thing about you. You were INSTANTLY a "Replacement ""Ralphie" (my little bro "Ralphie" "died" a long time ago from over-use of RAGIN STEROIDS) and he tried to kill my little Tessa because I was THE ONLY THING to keep MY dickless daddy from hurting hime in ways I have no idea, and I had to throw a metal storage container bin [ and it went clean through to the outside of the house ] and throw a knife at his head to kill him when we invited him to come stay with us in Anchorage to go to UAA . . . AND "Joshie" was the only person I've ever even known to even remember to be the "thin man" he was supposed to be, and he was freakn' MF BRILLIANT UNTIL I LEFT home when he was about nine. God bless you Joshie McFannon. . . . and now "Ralphie" is a silly-stupid WalMart CART PUSHER in Arizona for fucks safety's sake. I'll sling a bullet from a .25 pistol into his forehead one day, right before I'm good and ready to die. Because he still has "NO LIVING MEMORY" he was ever even at our house, and I refuse to . . .
Mz. Jennifer Lopez
EVERYBODY'S FAVORITE WOMAN IN THE WORLD.
I'VE BEEN IN LOVE WITH JEN MY WHOLE LIFE.
BUT DON'T WORRY. I ONLY LOVE HER FOR HER BODY.
I don't really ever read the news until it's time to vote, but,
the last time I saw my little cutie-pie with her "Benny,"
SHE LITERALLY GLOWED LIKE THE SUNE WITH THE BRILLIANCE OF DIAMONDS.
I DANCE "WITH HER" ALL THE TIME AT HOME.
IT NEARLY KILLED ME TO NOT GO SEE HER ONCE WHEN I WAS IN VEGAS.
"I JUST WANT TO "DANCE" WITH HER."
THEY PROLLY WOULDDA HAD TO OF SHOT ME.
THERE AIN'T MANY THINGS LIKE THAT IN MY LIFE FOR ME.
IT'S TOO MUCH FOR ME TOO EVEN LOOK AT HER LIKE THAT, RIGHT?
GAWD-DAMNNED FUTHER MUCKING CRAP, I WANNA TOSS that Pretty Kitty
IN THE SKY AND CATCH HER and spin her around a few tines...
HEEELLL YEA. STARTED DOIN' IN HIGH SCHOOL IN A SHOW THAT WAS WRITTEN FOR ME.
A MeloDrama: "Lust For Dust"
by Alice Lynn (and me a little bit)
Hmmm. yeah. prolly wouldn't go over well with her "security."
Thye's prollys have to shoots me in the head.
Life is so silly sometines.
I've been singing this song with Candace as a "duet" since the second I laid EYES on her! And, she's singing it in MY PERFECT KEY! AND SHE's FROM HAWAII! (I kinda have a person "Spiritual" "Connection" with the Hawaiian People, for some reason. Goes WAAAAAY back. It's unusual, I bet you a MILLIONDY-GAZILLIONDY DOLLARS I CAN GET HER TO COME BE PART OF ONE OF THE MANY "FUNDRAISERS" I HAVE PLANNED FOR the WOMEN to take over the Universe!
ONE "Cutie-Pie" Phone Call away!
I have a "One-Degree-of-Seperation" practically life-long theatre friends away from this young lady, and she GREW UP (and prolly this dude?!) listening to my children's theatre compositions, and I did all the marketing for the children's theatre she was in growing up!
@ "Shakespeare's Home Theatre in Stratford Upon Avon, England!
"Clayton & Sara, and of course, little "Shoshanna!"
Poopie-Head McNugget, and my little cutie-pie, Shoshanna! And, and we've never really talked they left before she was very old, but, all these kids grew up with my stuff!!!
I read to MY GIRLS in a GIANT-ASS beautiful stunning GREEN CHAIR Clayton and Sarah gave to me and it fit ALL THREE of us!
My "Tessa Kiara" @ Comic-Con San Diego while she was in High School went as Jean Grey!
Both my little Poopi-Heads (Bianca too!) were in a BUNCH of Children's Theatre shows with me! Tessa & Bianca were both the star of the show in grade school, and I COMPLETELY FAILED MY LITTLE BIANCA TO GET HER IN TO MY OWN CHILDREN'S THEATRE WHILE I WAS AT UAA - my brain tumor at the time was just too much for me to take, and .... Well, that time's up! "Mother Goose Theatre" is gonna ROCK!
AND Tessa "Starred" in our production of "School House Rock!" Remember that one? "We're" gonna bring that one back, and it's gonna be available on "OUR" Mother Goose Theatre website for every kid in the WORLD! WE CAN STREAM IT - "LIVE" AND IT'LL REMAIN available forever!
And, remember: I was the Producer / Director for live interactive EDUCATION TELEVISION for the U.S. ARMY through UAA?
Guess just WHO IS GOING TO BE THE "P/D FOR ALL OF OUR IN-HOUSE STUFF!
Speeches, whatever MARY AND LISA want and/or need: I WILL NOT HAVE THIS BE AN exclusive "ONC" thing: We've got too many other Alaska Native friends!
It's for MARY, in particular! I just know so many awwsome folk in ONC that can and will benefit first and foremost, but, you know . . .
Bianca! She's more than ready, CAPABLE, there's not even a lot of "TRAINing" needed:
BOTH of my girls have been editing 3-camera shoots into DVD since they were in HIGH SCHOOL.
And Bianca is the MOST creative HUMAN I've ever even met! And, she'll be in the "Control Room" at the top of the Auditorium behind the giant GLASS WALL with a "Switcher" [ the person who actually changes the on-screen shots, and the "graphics" person who overlays, the graphics [ which can be done all with the same "software I had been using to do "LIVE" meetings and such, but there will be another - NOT THE P/D - WOMAN, and the camera operator - another SINGLE PERSON (I had been doing all of those things for our ONC meetings, but, it really is a three person "JOB" to do all, and "LITTLE Bianca" is the most "particular human I've ever met - and her "stuff" is almost always already spot -on AMAZING, and she's been a working professional in design, graphics, video shoot, camera work, photography, EVERY that needs to be done to be - she's just gonna be the WOMAN screaming at the top of her lungs, if necessary - the "remote-controlled" cameras are a seperate JOB entirely!
And I can teach that fairly easy [ it doesn't have to be a UNION job - it's a CREATIVE JOB) (I'd love to teach it to Geremy Clarion, 'cause his talents are being totally wasted (ONC cutie-pie "Intern"!!) He's hilarious, beautiful on the inside as well as outside!
But he'd be "reporting to" (for the stuff on stage, only) Bianca, (as ""cameras" during the events, etc.) and then, ultimately, ME - as the PAGEANT DIRECTOR! It's all or nuthin! And B would LOVE Geremy - he's right about her age and they'd be laughing their fool asses off! It's way more than perfect!
ROZ will have a job if she gets back up here with her "Kelly!" We're NOT gonna do "Mother Goose Theatre" with out an Rapper! She's a cutie-pie stud muffin, and her Kelly? WOW would they ever be AMAZING ON STAGE TOGETHER! Kelly is a Latina dancer, and I bet she sings too! With a SON!
Bianca's job - it's really like being called a "Show Runner!" and B is totally SET, ready, and wow is she ever so able! And at the end of each "live" event, meeting, or whatnot she can have her "team" print to a DVD! and available on OUR SITES online! I can put Mary (and Lisa) up a super-fancy YouTube page (who am I kidding: B will, well, she'll want every thing to match and stuff, and she's WONDERFULLY amazing at pretty much everything. : )
Some of the music I composed and recorded for my "Cirque du Soleil-type" Pinocchio! when I had my own children's theatre at UAA! [ it was a theatre-in-residence called ATY, or Alaska Theatre of Youth -
Sara Barker was a "Guest Director" from England, and she literally STOLE MY BEST TECHNICIAN, CREATIVE DIRECTOR, AWSOME FRIEND, Clayton Doherty - SHITTY FUCKING ASSHOLE FOR LEAVING ME HIGH AND DRY! HEH. We still wonderful friends.
They're ALL DYING TO COME BACK TO ALASKA! [ Think "Fundraiser," "Guest Artist," whatever we want or need! ]
. . . and that first song "Circus" was the very first time I even used "midi-type" software and it WAS THE VERY FUST @#$% I ever even "WROTE" a whole @#$% song! AND THE SONG "Coach" was when "Uncle Mikey" was riding on a "COACH" made of HUMANS!" when that poor little " pinnochio" was riding to the downfall of his life to the "lost boys" place or sumthin! AND I'M IN THIS TO WIN FOR futher muckin GIRLS OF THE ENTIRE WORLD!
From HERE ON IN, I'm just gonna unabashedly "ASSUME" yer gonna let me HELP you, right Mary? Lisa? Renee Carter-Champman as the NEW UAA Chancellor? Yawp. It's gonna be hillarial fun!
YER all WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT, and, I GOT PARTS FOR EVERYONE, AND I LOVE THIS SHIT!
I was an award winning sculptor by the time I was in High School down in Haines, and I did an entire SERIES of that cool looking sculpture there in the middle.
I've this one, the one I saved for me, and I gave all my fav away and kept the "reject" for me, and it got bused when A MAN KEPT FORCING HIS WAY INTO MY HOUSE, I couldn't get him to leave me alone for quite a while, and it got busted.
I had a STALKER out here in Eagle River for a while and was quite literally TRAPPED INSIDE MY HOUSE for MANY months . . .
ALMOST THE WHOLE TIME I'VE BEEN OUT HERE, banging on my door and RINGING MY @#$% DOORBELL at ALL HOURS of the day and night to get in.
and then Tessa sent me to API. : /
Still cleaning up.
And I want NOTHING TO BE DONE TO THAT GUY. He's FINALLY DOING BETTER in his life, and I REFUSE TO GET HIM IN ANY KIND OF TROUBLE WHATSOFUCKINGEVER.
.... and, yes, I have video recorded proof, and I gave him and his family $1k because they weren't doing so well, and he hasn't back for MONTHS. My Heavenly Father said so.
I've been making art out of the broken pieces of stuff that got damaged because of MY . . . .
AND I HAVE some REALLY wonderful ideas, ESPECIALLY FOR the Native Kids in the VILLAGES All throughout ALASKA making their
We'll "Screen" at the Theatre, and stream live all over the world!
My sister Christine ACTUALLY INVENTED THE SOFTWARE AND IT'S READY TO LAUNCH!
We've been working on it for years!
AND EACH KID IS REQUIRED TO GET A NEW iPHONE -
just for the "FILMING"
My very first job in Government Contracting was through TATITLEK, designing and running "COMPUTER AND TECHNOLOGY CAMPS FOR KIDS ON THE MILITARY BASES AT BOTH ANCHORAGE & FAIRBANKS!"
Christine Clifton Thornton has been the Editor of over 400 books, she Worked for MicroSoft Writing Storylines for THIER computer games, and she and I worked on HER project!
She had some folks from the Seattle Symphony record part of the soundtrack (which she wrote, my big bro from Kim (a Southern Baptist Music Minister from Texas played the trumpet part, and I of course play the piano part (from home in Alaska - way cool!)
"Now tell me about your father?"
[ inside "joke" just-between me and my cutie-pie LAW FOLKS.
What does THIS picture maybe tell you about
MY DICKLESS "Preacher of a DADDY? ]
Life is just chock-full-of-silly somtines. Heh. Yeah. I know.
[ that's my Mommie's daddy Carl Hakkila - and when I was doing that Role-Playing gig, I got to go see the house he built there, and see his grave in a place called Hawthorne, Nevada! ]
My lil cutie-pie sissy, Kelly [ Sarah Palin's ex-assistant, now works at a place called "BROOKWOOD" serving mentally and physically disabled folks [ and I've been doing tons of marketing and advertising for, has folks I know she could call to help us with Theatre, "guest appearances," too!
THERE might BE A pre-recorded "Audible" on this. Please don't read this unless you're "supposed to" be reading here on 3/19/23 ? I'm just hanging out, waiting for a "Call" form my dear sweetie "Vickie" to end this at HER timing . . . Please?, tomorrow, etc. And this is most likely even THE VERY MOST IMPORTANT PART. Thank you! . . . and it's not THAT this happened . . I have no EARTHLY idea what to do, and I NEED a WOMAN or WOMEN to please help me. It's much more complicated than you even thin. God Bless you! : ) [ and it involves "Dr. Randy Covington, from ABN, directly. ] And he'll know what to do! And it's just information I NEED TO REPORT TO HIM and only him - but at ONLY at his discretion - and it involves the "Southern Baptist Sex-Scandal" that has rocking the whole country for years. MY quite literal "Stalker & Rapist" from college at UAF is in this picture, Tessa's own mother. And she's still a "Teacher" in Washington. And it's NOT OK for her to still be around young men. Still. And I have her RECORDED Confession. And "Written Testimony" ready to go to HIM. Through a qualified WOMAN lawyer. From 2013. Well, nope. I guess I described the situation just fine: www.vanclifton.com/SBC-SexualAssaultReport PW: PLEASEHELPME I've already talked with my daughters, and they've been given the opportunity to read and listen to the recording, so, and a LAW LADY already said I could say anything I want about her - but I'd like to only leave this up as long as I need to (now that everyone? is watching? So, yes. Please read as soon as you can, and I'd be more than happy (and would like to) change the password as soon as possible? Thoughts? - V AND, please understand - I had no idea who I was as a human when I first started "writing" this - which was, when she first "captured" me - so please don't pay ANY ATTENTION TO THE CLAIMS OF MY "SEXUAL IDENTITY." ALL I KNEW IS THAT IT WASN'T HERS FOR THE TAKING. TOO WEIRD TO understand. Makes other "AUDIBLES" too weird to understand, right? Just trying to get some #$%#$ off of ME! You won't understand just how @#$% hilarious my claims of "ANY" type of human are, if you're ANYTHING at all to the RIGHT HUMAN, but, you'd RATHER BE NOTHING at all - like a "Toaster Oven." Try to convince anyone that yer a MONK after being married to a WOMAN but always being called a FAG. And, yawp, the "8 times" comment was her, after giving her a complete makeover. But not what you think. It's not really even "in" that "writing." Just a "placeholder." Too humiliating, but, I'll need to add the details . . . . . A "motel," when I was homeless, with no place to sleep, and she used some of the money she was . . . . so I could sleep on a mattress as long as I . . . and. Jean was morbidly obese, and ALWAYS smelled gawd-fu@#$-awful.
The MOST Important part.
And yes, this keeps getting worse and worse by the minute if yer reading, so, please keep "re-freshing" this page as often as you can . . . as if you . . . This woman, pictured above, the ENTIRE time I was "with" her, looked as many as 20 years OLDER than me, and I didn't even BEGIN to do the "skin-care" things I was doing to reverse the signs of aging (and me and my Mammy have this weird thing about us that she and I only in our entire family ALWAYS have look Waaay younger, but, um what?) As soon as she quite literally thew me out of my own house in 2013, she went RIGHT to work to find a guy that looked like "Santa Clause," a kindly old widower, who was originally from out by her parent's place in Houston, Alaska - but had already "RETIRED" from at least one full-on 20-ish year career as a Hospital Administrator or something, but had Moved to Hawaii, of all places to start YET another" CARRER as the Administrator of a (leper Colony?) over on one of the islands. And WTF? Jean Ann Adams is SO very good at WHAT SHE DOES BY NATURE, that she, um what? Jean talked this really very nice, older, gentleman into signing over, I think, it was his ENTIRE life savings and I THINK ALL OF HIS RETIREMENT to her before she would even "DAIN" to "accept his hand in "marriage?" I mean, what? That poor guy had barely EVEN MET Jean, and HE signed over EVERY THING HE HAD to her, but, he has REAL ESTATE in the valley and maybe some other places? AND AS SOON as his "LOVELY" cutie-pie wife (and I @#$%#$ GUARENTEE YOU SHE'S HAD A @#$% TON of work on her entire face, now! She's NEVER looked as YOUNG and entirely innocuous as she DOES RIGHT NOW? NOPE > She's looking younger than SHE HAS HAD ANY living right to almost the entire time I was with her!!!!! And, that poor older Gentleman Caller? felt forced to put Jean (and I mean I heard he had to FLY HER TO ANOTHER ISLAND - Hawaii, right?) to put her in the, I think the very equivalent of what here is API to get HER fool-Head examined? Maybe twice? He was a full-time hospital Administrator for a Leper Colony somewhere on the Hawaiian Islands? And, yeah, HE probably went complete bug-nuts out of his mind CRAZY with the reality of Jean's AMAZINGLY manipulative "real" life behavior, as they I guess, like, maybe they had only "met" in person a few times before the, what? Marriage? No. Yeah. I think maybe he finally got her on her proper medication? I'm not sure. But she's looking looking younger, seemingly, and I only "look in" from afar very infrequently, but. I don't trust her to not get bored with "Santa," who, reeaaaly does seem like a super nice guy! And, I think Jean's lil sis Tammy (My Jamie's - my favorite nephew of Tammy & Steve's three boys) I think they know his "Valley Family?" I mean, I"m not splitting any hairs here: I told Jean (and, again, I didn't even WANT TO GET DIVORCED in 2013, nor would I have ever even thought about leaving my four-person family "unit" and yeah, Jean and I BOTH always knew exactly wheat she really was to me, and it was ALWAYS a "role-playing' act.) I told Jean she could take anything she wanted, and she took all of our (what was to me) VERY nice furniture (even though I didn't get to "pick out" anything, and she even bought herself a brand new red sporty car without even consulting me? Yeah. But, more to the point - Jean told HER kindly beautiful wonderful parent's Dale and Susie Adams (Dale was the "Mayor" of Houston, wonderful AMAZING parent's that she wanted to "Store" all of our "nice" furniture, while leaving me with the dregs (which was really just less ex-expensive but really ok) in their storage shed - until she, um, what? Right after Jean told her kindly old Semi-Retired parents that they needed to PAY HER for the furniture, because, they could then, and what? Yeah, she told them they could re-coup "their money?" by selling all of it on Craig's list? But of course, they then gave it to my Tessa, (what?) to furnish her first little condo? Of course they did. For FREE. And, to top it all off, what? When I retired from my what was then my first 20 year full con carrier, she made me sign some kind of paper that gave her the right to completely empty my TIER 1 (including lifetime medical?) to her, and I wasn't ever even ALLOWED (?) to know where any of that went? I'm scared for any younger Man and quite LITERALLY anyone who crosses her. You have NO IDEA what Jean Ann Adams is truly capable of until it's much to much way to late to do anything about it. She looks so sweet. Jean Miller. Cheeny, WA Teacher. What do I do? What should I do? Can someone please at least help me report her to Dr. Randy Covington? I don't know how to say this. I' afraid for my life, just that she now knows I have her recorded. Yeah. I sent her part of that recording, a while back, just so as that she even KNOWS I have it. She told me to not ever bother her again. On 12/13/22. Thoughts? No rush.
. . . the long and the short of everything is, I WILL NOT "ALLOW" JEAN ANN ADAMS TO STILL BE AROUND "YOUNG" MEN" teaching unless somebody, like a JUDGE or something tells me I have to. I mean, look at that pic above - I had just said, now make TESSA CLIFTON (jean's own daughter!) the most important person in the group!
I'm not going to be able to sleep at night until somebody tells me there's nothing to be done. And, then, what kind of a person would I be? JEAN ANN ADAMS IS A DANGER TO YOUNG MEN.
But, is she still? Would you want to send your young man to be around her knowing? After you read my "sworn" statement? (and, I started writing about my life with her nearly 40 years ago, and that "backwards-leaning" writing was from a LONG time ago.
I don't know what on earth to do. I need my GURLZ to tell me that I can't go on CNN or something, because I'll do it if I have to. I cain't "work with children," even knowing she's still out there. Eventually, thoughts? Please help me.
I NEED YOU TO KNOW THAT I PRAY FOR YOU AND ALL OF MY BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE EACH AND EVERY DAY, and I cry a lot for you and all of my girls all over the world, Vic. YOU ARE WITHOUT A SHADOW OF A DOUBT THE MOST POERFUL HUMAN I HAVE EVER KNOWN. I AM QUITE CERTAIN I FEEL YOUR HEART SOMETIMES SWEETIE. I DON'T HAVE ANY OF YOUR PORTRAIT ART ANYMORE - THE ONES I DID "LIGHTROOM" ON FOR YOU? I KNOW YOU'LL LET ME HAVE SOME SHOTS OF THEM AGAIN, WON'T YOU? IMA MAKE SURE THEY GAT ON MY WEBSITE SOMEDAY YOU BEAUTIFUL THANG. Tell that Poopie-Head McNugget you hang out with I say "I love you poophead! [*that means "I love you at my house, and my emoji symbols usually like this for THAT ONE:
"The Idiot's" Best Friend.